A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

Son:papa 5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

Sardar: aapaan te roti

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

aik din aik sardar

aik din aik sardar sho mai beta howa ta wo jo sho karraha ta us ke bat us par bohut hoob lage &
us nai sho kar nai wala say kaha aw chalai langar kai leyi jab o darwazai tak phonch giya to us nai kely ka chelka deka us nai apny aap say kaha aj phir pesalna paryga !) RAUF AFRIDI(

Police:Humein Ap k ghar

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!

Pathan to Sardar: Tell

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys”\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

Sardar Ji Halwai SE:

Sardar Ji Halwai SE: Tu Kinay Saal ton Jalebi Bana Riya Hain?
Halwai Bary Fakhar: Sy 30 Sal Se
Sardar Ji: Bari Sharm di gal aye Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nai Bani

Sardar Phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Or Bola

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ….

O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai

Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.

Sardar Sms Messages Collectiob 4

Sardar Sms, Sms Sardar, Sms Jokes, Sardar Jokes, Sardar Ji,
Text Messages, Sardar Sms Jokes, Funny Sardar Sms, Sardar Ji Sms,
Sardar Jee Sms, Sardar Jee, Sardar Jokes Sms, Sardar Sms Messages,
Sardarji Sms, Urdu Sardar Sms, Sms Collection, Sardar Sms Urdu, 
Sms Santa Banta, Sardar Sms Hindi
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AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''SHAIR'' SARDAR JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY











PATA HY Q ??????

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SIMPLE .......



















DESE DAYS.......\























































SING IS KING





TINNYWINNY
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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.
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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother.)
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A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!
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Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don't Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don't Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???











2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?


A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
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Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
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Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.
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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap 

Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
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Sardar Jokes sms 1

Sardar Sms, Sms Sardar, Sms Jokes, Sardar Jokes, Sardar Ji,
Text Messages, Sardar Sms Jokes, Funny Sardar Sms, Sardar Ji Sms,
Sardar Jee Sms, Sardar Jee, Sardar Jokes Sms, Sardar Sms Messages,
Sardarji Sms, Urdu Sardar Sms, Sms Collection, Sardar Sms Urdu, 
Sms Santa Banta, Sardar Sms Hindi
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Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
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SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
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SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
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Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
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1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
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sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
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Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
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Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA'S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
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Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
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Santa's Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
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Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
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Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;->
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Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
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Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
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Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
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Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
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Sardar's Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
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Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:













Xerox Done In All Language
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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