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Sms Santa Banta, Sardar Sms Hindi
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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did'nt know it...!
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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Teacher :Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
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Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi
Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
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Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
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Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
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Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
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Teacher : Y didn't U do Ur homework?
Santa: I'm in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
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sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
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Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
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Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?
Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
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Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
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1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
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Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
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Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
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Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
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1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo'n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo'n mein
baich de ... ;->
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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
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Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife..
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Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.
Sardar Jumped In2 D Train
& Shouted To Wife"
U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
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Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
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Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
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Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
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Judge: Y U've Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I've Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
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