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AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
''SHAIR'' SARDAR JEE SE
DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY
PATA HY Q ??????
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SIMPLE .......
DESE DAYS.......\
SING IS KING
TINNYWINNY
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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed
"The Heart Of The Country"?
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd: Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother.)
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A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them
Some1 Asked What R U Doing?
Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!
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Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don't Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don't Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
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Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???
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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
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Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta: My Dad Killed It.
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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap
Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
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